Sunday, October 31, 2010

Schulz, Faith and Charlie Brown




It was an era unlike today. People read the paper, Newsmen were well respected, and Comic strip writers were the Rock Stars of their day. Little did these strip writers know they would soon take a back seat to little man calling himself ‘Sparky’. Charles Schulz through his “Peanuts gang” changed not only the way we looked at the comics, but the way we looked at the world.

Today we live in an era of the endless parade of reality television, social networking websites, and the twenty-four hour news cycle. There was a time largely forgotten by some and unknown to others. Besides one or two trusted TV. newsmen, to get caught up on events folks generally went to newspapers. ‘Browsing’ meant flipping through black and white print on paper still warm from the presses. Tucked at the back somewhere between news and sports, comic strip writer slugged it out for supremacy.
In a recent book titled “Schulz and Peanuts” author/journalist David Michaelis introduces us to complicated, at times misunderstood figure named Charles Schulz and Schulz’s cartoon strip ‘peanuts.’ David Michaelis is a noted author who has written articles for such publications as The New Yorker and Vanity Fair. He has also written several books one of which was N.C. Wyeth: A Biography.

Mr. Michaelis introduces us to Mr. Charles Schulz as ‘Sparky’ as he was known to everyone. It was late winter 1943 Sparky was drafted a few months before and he found himself on frozen rail car somewhere between St. Paul and Minneapolis, Minnesota. He was returning home on leave to face the greatest tragedy of his life. A tragedy that would linger over him throughout the coming years. “He would never discuss the actual kind of cancer that had struck his mother. Throughout his life, friends, business associates and most of his relatives believed that Dena Schulz had been the victim of colorectal cancer. In fact, the primary site of his mother’s illness was the cervix, and she had been seriously ill since 1938. As early as his sophomore year in high school, Sparky had come home to a bedridden mother.”(p.4) He reveals to us very early on the relationship that ‘Sparky’ had with his mother. We soon discover that Sparky’s mother was the greatest influence of his life. Her death was a tragedy he could never really shake. Mr. Michaelis begins with Sparky coming home to face his mother’s funeral and then ‘flashes’ back to the very early days of his life.

Charles Schulz was born November 26th 1922 in St. Paul Minnesota to Dena and Carl Schulz. Sparky’s father immigrated with his parents from Germany at an early age and was in fact the only one of his siblings not born in the United States. Carl worked as a barber and from an early age hard work was instilled into Sparky. Charles saw from a very early age that his father was well liked by everyone. Sparky also noticed that his father’s barber business was expanding constantly. Indeed Carl knew that being well liked meant more business and Sparky always wanted to be as well liked as his father. Charles would spend many afternoons in his father’s shop, dreaming of drawing. We pick up here with Mr. Michaelis again; “After seeing the last customer out the door, Carl would relight his cigar, pull up the shades, and close up the shop. Then he and Sparky would walk to the far corner of Snelling and take the streetcar home, its icy windows steamed by the interior warmth in the winter months. Years later, Carl would still recall how Sparky, at three or four, would draw on the panel of night-blackened glass, ‘a picture of maybe something he had seen that day.’”

Our biographer does a masterful job of relating Sparky’s childhood. Family gatherings from both his parents side brought a little discomfort as a child and Schulz would seclude himself to a quiet corner of the room with a pencil and paper. The only peace he ever found was in drawing his cartoons. Many afternoons at family reunions while his cousins played outside basking in the sun, Sparky would be getting a jump start on Charlie Brown.

As a boy in the seventh grade Sparky excelled in art class. Mr. Michaelis quotes Charles Schulz: “ ‘All the way through school I could draw better [than] or as well as anyone in the class except for perhaps one or two others.’ For seventh graders at Richards Gordon, art class alternated with music (‘I used to just hate the days that we had music’)…” (p.55) As Sparky perfected his skill almost no-one not even his mother believed that drawing could actually be his craft. Only his Aunt Marion knew that his drawing would one day put him in the papers. He entered High-school as very reserved and shy and always suspicious of anyone attempting to get close. As his mother’s health continued to fail, Sparky graduated high-school. At this point Schulz had no desire to go to college, and as our biographer pens it, “College would have been far more disruptive to his fragile little world.” Sparky chose instead to continue living with his parents, working on his strips. At home he had solitude and a workspace; heaven for one Charles Schulz.

In November of 1942 as Hitler was making some noise across Europe, Charles Schulz was drafted. He did well and soon found himself at Fort Campbell, Kentucky. On February 11, 1944 Sparky was promoted to Buck Sergeant. He was an excellent shot. Here we pick up with Mr. Michaelis; “His exceptional marksmanship, yet further evidence of his hand-eye coordination, made it natural for him to be designated assistant leader of the First Platoon’s machine-gun squad.” (p.136) In February of 1945, Charles Schulz and his 20th armored division, made the cold Atlantic crossing into France. Mr. Michaelis recounts several example of his distinguished service. On July 27th Charles sailed for home and then on August 11th 1945 Sparky and his comrades sailed into New York Harbor. Charles Schulz was home again.

Sparky took full advantage of the G.I. Bill and enlisted in the Minneapolis Institute of Arts. This was the turning point for Charles Schulz. It was also at this time that he began attending church with his father; “He had never been baptized, never formally accepted the doctrines of Christianity. Yet stepping into the earnest, warmly personal embrace of the church of God, he felt spiritually at home for the first time in his life”. Many biographers at this point either ignore altogether or tend to ‘gloss over’ any mention of Christianity regarding their subjects, due to the biographers personal bias. Mr. Michaelis does no such thing. He gives great detail on Sparky’s faith even recognizing the changes in Schulz. Sparky had taken the first step in church attendance and shortly thereafter he gave his life to Christ.

While attending school, Sparky submitted a new idea to The Minneapolis Star Tribune. It was a comic strip involving young children with heads far too large for their bodies, having real day to day struggles while considering the real meaning of life. The original title was ‘Li’l Folks’ which would soon change to Peanuts. Schulz constantly sent sample strips to the bigger papers for a chance to break into the industry. Comic Strips like Li’l Abner, Blondie, and Gasoline Alley dominated the pages but all those comic strips were influenced by a world at war. As our author tells us: “Comics created by G.I. artists for the black-and-white starkness of wartime found peace too complex. The war had created a vacuum for comic strip writers. A vacuum which Schulz successfully exploited. On October 2nd 1950 Peanuts was finally accepted by the United Feature Syndicate. His strip would now run in papers coast to coast for the next 60 years.

Sparky indeed considered his strip as a way to influence the world one reader at a time. His comic strip became a way that he could inspire personal reflection. He always had clever ways to get people to consider themselves in context with the whole universe. One comic has Charlie Brown staring at the night sky with Lucy. Lucy says “Aren’t the stars beautiful Charlie Brown”? “Uh huh” says Charlie. After a few moments of silence Charlie then says “Let’s go inside and watch television, I’m beginning to feel insignificant”. At times Charles Schulz was more bold in relating the gospel message through Peanuts. In his Christmas special, the blanket-hording , Linus Van Pelt tells the whole gospel story when the whole gang has forgotten the true meaning of Christmas. In truth he himself always felt insignificant. Even while millions everywhere read ‘Peanuts’ he still failed to understand that people actually liked him. Self-doubt, and insecurity plagued Sparky his whole life.

Throughout his life, Schulz would observe events both personally and in the lives of others and incorporate into his comic strip. Fans and reporters alike, asked him constantly if the lovable Charlie Brown was the mirror image of himself. Our biographer Mr. David Michaelus goes much deeper than just what character represented who in Sparky’s real life. Whether it be his kind hearted “tom boyish” cousin Patty Swanson who inspired Peppermint Patty, or his first love the “Little Red Haired Girl” if folks he knew made it into the strip they made a big impression on him. Young Linus Van Pelt was the philosopher king of the ‘peanuts gang’. In a great number of strips Linus was always attempting to find the real meaning of life while Charlie’s trusty dog Snoopy had ‘dog-house’ dog-fights with the Red Baron. The ‘Peanuts gang’ addressed complex issues with humor. These youngsters with their large heads and small bodies, made the world more ‘approachable’. Other strips over the years such as Calvin and Hobbs was inspired by the “Peanuts gang”.

“Schulz and Peanuts” by David Michaelis is a fine read and comes highly recommended. Mr. Michaelis skillfully avoids certain pitfalls biographers encounter such as idolizing their subjects. Charles Schulz despite all his faults put his signature on the pages of the American Conscience.

Sources:
“Schulz and Peanuts: A Biography” by David Michaelis
Harper Collins Publishing 2007

Monday, September 27, 2010

The Power of the States: My defense of the Electoral College

Many people associate a presidential election day with confusion, long lines and dangling chadds. Some experts claim that our most recent election ills are due to an old, outdated mode of electing our chief executive. The Founding Fathers were not only wise but prophetic in setting up the Electoral College. The Electoral College protects the representation of the smaller states while recognizing the importance and influence of the large ones. The Electoral College is not only relevant to today but is essential to our republic.
The founding fathers of our country were as wise as they were good. At the founding of our republic our fore-fathers knew that every individual had to be equally represented. If the authority was vested solely in a majority of votes who is there for the minority? After establishing this new chief executive called “president” how would he be elected? Was the power of our federal constitution vested in the large population centers or is it vested in the states? How could the big states be recognized without infringing on the rights of the small ones?
In his wisdom James Madison the father of our constitution found the ‘sweet spot‘.
Here is article 2 section 2 of our U.S. Constitution. “Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled…” So the founders established a system where the each state is awarded a number of points based on the number of it’s representatives and senators. Each state would award all of it’s electoral votes to whichever candidate wins the state-wide popular vote. The number needed to win would be dependent on the number of representatives. This system rewarded the large states for their massive populations while protecting the representation of the small ones. A candidate would have to work for every electoral vote in every state.
Many critics point to recent election blunders such as we saw in 2000 as further evidence that we should do away with article 2 section 2. Moving to a popular vote would rip the power from the states and bestow it instead on the large population areas. Imagine if we changed our law and decided instead on a popular vote. What would happen to Rhode Island, Wyoming and Montana? Would they not become victims to the whims of the voters in California and New York? A popular vote would encourage special interest groups in bigger states to dictate policy for the smaller ones. Elections hold presidents accountable! Why would a president listen to a people who had no say in his election? Would a candidate for president care about the needs of Nebraska if He only needs the votes of the four biggest states? A.B.C. News policy analyst George Will wrote an article entitled “Defending the Electoral College” for A.B.C. News online. In it Mr. Will says the following; “Furthermore, choosing presidents by electoral votes is an incentive for candidates to wage truly national campaigns, building majorities that are geographically as well as ideologically broad. Consider: Were it not for electoral votes allocated winner-take-all, would candidates campaign in, say, West Virginia?”.
Other critics complain that a candidate could receive the popular vote while losing the more important electoral vote. In truth this only happened four times in our history and two of those example are ‘iffy’ at best. In 1924 Andrew Jackson had 38,149 more votes than John Quincy Adams but the contest remained deadlocked so the House of Representatives elected Adams (but not to worry Jackson fans he would beat Adams for the presidency in 1828). In 1876 Rutherford B. Hayes fought bitterly for weeks with Samuel Tilden over 20 electoral votes both sides claimed belonged to their candidate. Hayes would eventually be awarded the prize. The 1888 election involved massive fraud involving 90,000 votes. In 2000 President George W. Bush lost the popular vote to former Vice President Al Gore but even that is debated by some who disapprove of how those allusive absentee ballots were finally counted. Contrary to current belief there has never been a huge ‘chasm’ between popular vote winners and those who won the electoral college.
Many would say that voters are disenfranchised under the current system. What would happen to the Mid-western farmer if we moved to a national popular vote? Wouldn’t he be disenfranchised?
The Electoral College is the best system for our form of government. It recognizes the value of every individual by representing his state regardless of it’s size.



Further Reading: A.B.C. News online (abcnews.go.com) George Will’s article “George Will Defends the Electoral College” written Nov. 2nd
Article 2 Section2 of the U.S. Constitution
“This Nation (an online site about politics and culture) found @http://www.thisnation.com//ThisNation.com is researched and written by Jonathan Mott, Ph.D.
Online encyclopedia Wikepedia. Found @en.wikipedia.org

Friday, March 26, 2010

My Open Letter To Governor Perry

Governor Perry In the recent Primary I voted for you believing that you were the most likely of the three Republican candidates to stand up for our Texas on the basis of the 10th ammendment to U.S. Constitution against a healthcare takeover. Today Governor Perry you said the following; "There are things in that bill that are probably good, but the bad outweighs the good by a substantial margin." In all honesty sir I found your statement to be somewhat disheartening for those of us that love Liberty above all else! Mr. Governor from the time of Christ have not all Tyrants thrown the peasents something 'good' amidst deception and despotism?

In 1776 a small band of brothers declared their Independence from a king who considered them a collective too stupid to govern themselves. In reading Mr. Jefferson's list of the king's grievances I discovered that many of the founder's complaints were strikingly similiar to our complaints of President Obama. Today Mr. Jefferson's words ring true; "He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance...Imposing Taxes on us without our Consent..." Mr. Governor, I like every other Texan with whom I speak am tired of 'measured respnses'. The 'measured response' is the answer for the summertime patriot.

Thank you for listening;
Sincerely,
Chad Hague of
Flint Texas

Saturday, October 3, 2009

A Holocaust Celebrated

This week one of the country's foremost icon's of economic freedom sucker punched lady liberty. The Empire State building was lit up red and yellow to celebrate 60 years of chinese communism.

On October 1st, 1949 Mao Zedong defeated the U.S. supported Chiang Kai-shek and established The Peoples republic of China. During his life Mao Zedong was resoponsible for the deaths of 50,000,000 innocents (hitler killed upwards of 12 million, Stalin murdered around 60 million). Mao set a legacy of genocide, tyranny and fear which is contiued today with forced abortions, religious assault and the stealing of private property.

On Wednesday of this week New York decided to honor this legacy of blood when the Empire State building shone with the colors of the chinese flag. When the lights were lit Mr. Joseph Bellina the building's manger said that this represented a proud relationship between 'our countries and our people'. The people's republic established by 'monster Mao' is clearly not a republic and it is certainly not the people's. My favorite linguist Mr. Noah Webster defines a republic as 'A commonwealth; a state in which the exercise of the sovereign power is lodged in representatives elected by the people.'

The decision was made by the Empire State Building (ESB) Lighting Partners but where was Mayor Bloomberg? Imagine the outrage fom the Mayor's office if the E.S.B. Lighting Partners chose lights in the shape of a Swastika.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Live Free or Die

While the health care debate rages on into it's fifth month a challenge presents itself to those who claim to be conservative.
As a pro-life conservative I have become increasingly annoyed with christian conservatives who embrace the sanctity of life but are indifferent to all other issues. As if children have nothing better to do but exist. So once the children are born is it acceptable to subject them to a life of involuntary servitude to an all powerful state? If the 'health care takeover bill' did not include universal access to abortion (which it most certainly does), the bill would still be unacceptable.
I can hear 'God-fearing conservatives' discussing a candidate; "He's for redistribution of wealth, well I really don't mind much because those folks don't need that much money! Is he pro life?" A politician in favor of stealing from one individual and giving to another is not worth supporting regardless of where he stands on abortion. Taxation without representation is stealing and should be treated as a cultural issue just as preserving the life of the unborn.

Yes we should still fight passionately on behalf of the unborn but let us not forget that a life lived in slavery is hardly worth living. Here are some words from Patrick Henry;

"Is life so dear or peace so sweet to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death."



Saturday, August 29, 2009

Baseball Summer

This time of year the days get shorter, youngsters everywhere head back to school, and the boys of summer bid adeau' as we welcome the lads back to the gridiron. Before we throw ourselves into football focus, here's a few words about baseball. Yes I know the Pennant races are heating up and there's a healthy chunk of baseball left to be played but once that pig-skin is kicked off everything in the wide world of sports falls under it's shadow.

As it stands now the Texas Rangers trail in the A.L. West by 5 games to the Angels, while slugging it out with Bean town's Red Sox for the Wild Card race. I sometimes query first baseman Hank Blalock (he sits on my bookshelf) on just how far he thinks the Rangers might go this year. He hasn't yet given me an answer. Is he angry that he can't find his bat? Does he think the question is rhetorical? Perhaps he is envious that the younger Chris Davis is back playing first base again. Well regardless Of this years' outcome one cannot deny the roller-coaster thrills of the diamond. Whether it's young Mr. Holland throwing a two hitter in over 8 innings and striking out 10 batters, watching little leaguers scrap with each other for fouls balls during a Roughriders' outing, or waiting out an Arlington monsoon with 40,000 of your closest friends, this is undeniably summer's greatest pastime.

So as Baseball closes up shop for yet another season, I must acknowledge just a few. Take a bow you stadium vendors for showing restraint when I asked if the Ian Kinsler jerseys come with dirt. I tip my hat to you Blue Dot; I always bet on you even though I was told otherwise. Take a curtsy ladies if you attend the ball game without donning your high-heels. Oh- and Hank before I start my fantansy football draft, I promise to move the book shelf and retrieve your bat!

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/
http://ridersbaseball.com/

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Wild West Fears

This week the Texas Senate passed a resolution that would allow college students to carry concealed handguns on their respective campuses. The usual suspects such as the Austin American Statesmen are expressing concern (not surprisingly).

Driving around in any Texas town one is likely to see some small sedan with a sticker declaring "Keep Austin Weird". The same car probably includes other decals such as "Free Tibet", "Change We Can Believe In", and the one word "Che". Or perhaps one visits a northeastern city striking up a conversation with a long haired hippy who upon being told that you are from Texas, responds "You mean like, Austin?"

Sen. Jeff Wentworth R-San Antonio, the author of the bill said the following referring to the 2007 Virginia Tech massacre; "I would feel personally guilty if I woke up some morning and something like this had occurred in Texas. They were picked off like sitting ducks ... in Virginia. It does happen very rarely, but when it does, it is catastrophic." Every time a bill is passed reinforcing a peoples commitment to the 2nd amendment the folks down in Austin have the same predictable response. The Austin American Statesman showed their arrogance; "Do we need more legally armed but not professionally trained people wielding concealed weapons in public places?" They leave out the fact that these students would already have to have a conceal and carry permit. The permit itself makes an individual a 'professional' in the area of hand gun responsibility. One can already envision the leftist mantra put to a chant:
"Tight jeans and eye-liner,
Make our boys pretty!
But don't turn our schools,
Into Dodge City!"
The Bill sits in the House and it's future is uncertain. If it makes it to the Governor's desk he will likely sign it. If the the bill passes and becomes law it will not only be a victory for advocates of the second amendment but also for all those who embrace the ability of the individual to govern himself.
http://www.statesman.com/opinion/content/editorial/stories/05/23/0523guns_edit.html

Friday, May 1, 2009

Antidote to Spring Showers

With the arrival of spring we can expect soggy weather. In many regions around the country the showers linger well into May. Perhaps the promise of a warm summer has failed to cheer your dampened spirits stuck inside on a Saturday, and if the constant dripping doesn't kill you, the pure boredom just might. More likely though one might suppose that you are tired of giving an online, minute by minute update of your personal day timer and you finally come to your senses; "Why should I care that Johnny is enjoying a latte'?"
Through a rain soaked weekend consider a Dororthy Sayers mystery novel as an antidote. All Ms. Sayers' mysteries starr her chief sleuth Lord Peter Wimsey. Lord Wimsey is an amateur detective but working independently always seems to be one step ahead of Scotland Yard. Mr. Wimsey is much more 'earthy' and relatable than Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes.
Dorothy Sayers wit knows no bounds in her novel "Murder Must Advertise". In the story his Lordship Wimsey takes on an alias and lands a job with a London advertising agency on the heels of a mysterious death. Peter Wimsey becomes taken with his new 'job' and is even at times reluctant to put it aside to crack the case; "He sought out the gentleman (Wimsey), who was, for once, in his own room , singing soup slogans to himself.
'A meal begun with Blagg's Tomato
Softens every body's heart-oh!
Hubbies Hold those wives most dear
Who offer them Blagg's Turtle Clear.
Fit for an Alderman-serve it up quick-
Rum-ti-dy, tum-ti-dy, Blagg's Turtle Thick.'
"Rum-ti-dy, Tum-ti-dy,' said Mr. Bredon (Wimsey). 'Hullo, Tallboy, what's the matter? Don't say Nutrax has developed any more innuendos.'
The story twists and turns through drug dens, company cricket matches, and a series of murders, but never loses it charming humor. "Murder Must Advertise" is not only recommended for those who are mystery buffs but to anyone who loves good literature.
Ms. Dorothy Sayers was born in 1893 and passed on in 1957. She was one of the first women to be awarded a degree from Oxford. She was a noted Christian author and theologian, but is most remembered for her mystery novels. She wrote her first mystery novel in 1923.
Another of Dorothy Sayers' great works is "Gaudy Night". In the novel we are introduced to Ms. Harriet Vane who is a mystery writer attending her college reunion. While attending Ms. Vane receives a threatening note. She is hesitant to reveal the note to anyone until many more are discovered. She begins an investigation but soon finds herself too overwhelmed and appeals to Lord Peter for assistance. At this point the nature of Wimsey's association with Ms. Vane is alluded to, but not until later is it revealed in full. A fun packed thriller, "Gaudy Night" shows a great battle of wits between Wimsey and Vane while revealing the darker parts of the human condition. Unlike many dime store mystery novels written today one really does grow to admire the characters.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Governor Perry, Colonel Travis and Bick Benedict


Leading up to the I.R.S. holy day of April 15th it appears that Texas may have actually found her Patrick Henry.
In a speech yesterday Gov. Rick Perry (R-Texas) re-asserted Texas rights under the 10th amendment of the U.S. constitution which states "The power not delegated to the United States by the constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people." The Governor boldly stated "Millions of Texans are tired of Washington, D.C. trying to come down here to tell us how to run Texas." The governor went further "I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens, and its interference with the affairs of our state." Not unlike Col. Travis at the Alamo, Gov. Perry has drawn a line in the sand. Liberty and Independence is alive and well down here in the republic.

In the novel "Giant" (written by Edna Ferber in 1952 made famous by the motion picture with the same title starring Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rock Hudson), lead character Bick Benedict (Rock Hudson) expresses the same view as Gov. Perry; "If it's freedom you want, come to Texas. No one there tells you what to do and how you have to do it."

Texas has once again poked a much needed finger in the eye of an oppressive federal government. Indeed north easterners and left coasters are probably 'tisking' while rolling their eyes and muttering to themselves "There they go again!"

Down here Texans love their individuality. Here The Lone Star flag is revered as much and in many cases more than the flag of the union. Values are embraced here which are scoffed at elsewhere. On Sundays businesses still close, waitresses still call you 'honey' and no one ever orders a steak 'well done'.

Gov. Rick Perry's actions of the last few days have brought another famous Texan to mind. In 1833 as a congressman from Tennessee, David Crockett opposed President Andrew Jackson's Indian Removal Act with the following statement; "I bark at no man's bid. I will never come and go, and fetch and carry, at the whistle of the great man in the White House no matter who he is."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blgUvlqLOmE

Friday, April 10, 2009

Where's our Daniel Hannan?




A couple of weeks ago, Daniel Hannan M.E.P. (Member of European Parliament for southeast England) slammed P.M. Gordon Brown and the Labor Party 'goons' for tanking the British economy. Mr. Hannan's comments were enough to make any patriot cheer. But between the 'atta boys', and the 'Hip Hip Hoorays!' one can't help asking; Where is our Mr. Hannan?

Outside of talk radio and the 'new media' no one has had the courage to stand against the 'bailout' orgy that's enslaving our culture. Are there any politicians willing to be statesmen? Is there an individual willing to stand on the rights of 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of property' regardless of the next election? This week Alabama congressman Spencer Bachus stated that 17 of his colleagues are in fact socialists. Mr. Bachus stopped short of naming them. Now it's a fair bet that if you are still reading this that you could identify to whom the congressman was referring. If only he had shown a little more courage.

The answer is in the hearts and minds of the people. So turn off 'American Idol', and go join a tea party!